Body Experiments I

With Shake Weights, Ab Rowers, Total Gyms, and programs like Zumba, P90X, and Insanity how is it that we do not have a population of rock hard bodies running marathons and outliving past generations? The answer is lack of brainpower. It isn't even a lack of ability, but a lack of will to think. We do not possess the knowledge to properly fuel and shape our bodies because we are too lazy to learn how. Dean Karnazes said it best - "Somewhere along the line, we seem to have confused comfort with happiness". Sure having that perfect body would make us happy but getting it is simply not comfortable. We are quite content letting someone else do the thinking for us, which is fine when the sources are legitimate, but often we do not even bother to figure that part out and end up crash dieting or in possession of the latest fitness gizmo. We believe the promises of magic pills and potions and miracle machines that can transform us in minutes. I figure nutrition and exercise are applied sciences so along with a few other people I know, we are going to apply "proven" techniques and methods and see if they really do work. The following blog post chronicles our adventures.

Now before we went ahead and began our fitness shenanigans we took "before" photos. I have posted my terrible "before" photos in the past despite how terrible they were (you can see an example in a previous post). Did I mention they were terrible? Anyway, it seems my compatriots are a little less inclined to "show off" so I have come up with a perfect solution - anonymous photos! By "anonymous" I mean that I will cover their faces with various Mortal Kombat ninja masks and refer to them by Mortal Kombat characters. Thought it would be fitting since the new Mortal Kombat game is coming out in March. If you hadn't guessed, I am a huge geek that got interested in fitness as of late.

Let us begin with our Xers. Or rather P90Xers. P90X promises body transformation in just 90 days by simply following a program of workout DVDs at home and all you need are dumbbells and a pull up bar (or resistance bands if you are lacking either). Our first guinea pig is Reptile. Reptile can literally be described as someone who has never worked out a day in his life. Unfortunately due to a debilitating internal injury Reptile had to take time off from the program. Hopefully he will continue and complete the program in 2011!

Along with Reptile, Ermac took the P90X challenge as well. Ermac once played sports but began living a sedentary life of video games and watching movies. Ermac completed the program! He lost about 25lbs total which was a combination of losing a ton of fat and gaining heavier muscle mass. Ermac did not quite follow the meal plan but his results were still great. Fired up, Ermac planned to do a second round of P90X but due to a shoulder injury is currently inactive. He will restart the program when his shoulder is better. During the interim, the weight he lost stayed off due to better eating habits despite not working out. Hey, after next round I bet Ermac will be confident enough to lose the shirt.

Sub Zero decided he would attempt the program himself. This will be his second attempt as Sub Zero's greatest handicap is accountability and persistence. P90X is not an easy program and often times causes people to quit because it takes people out of their comfort zones. Let's hope Sub Zero sticks with it considering it definitely works as evidenced from Ermac's results as well as my own.



Insanity is another program we put to the test (I am currently in my 2nd round...kinda - I'm adding 3 days of P90X per week). Insanity is another DVD program like P90X only with more of a cardio focus and no equipment necessary. Noob is currently in his 2nd week of Insanity and the transformation is already quite apparent. Noob initially had terrible cardio and very poor eating habits. He is actually doing a better job of his first round than I did initially as he is following a better nutrition plan. In two weeks I will post up his 30 day results and there will definitely be clear progress.

Scorpion is also testing a "proven" method to reshape his body. He is testing a program that promised gains of 34 lbs of lean muscle in 28 days with only 2 workouts a week (30 minutes each). The total workout time for the entire month is 4 hours! Scorpion was intrigued so he decided to attempt the program. The details can be found in the book "4-Hour Body" by Tim Ferriss and includes such techniques as doing all workouts to failure, using a 5 count cadence (that means each movement takes 5 seconds positive and negative so they are very very slow moves), and guzzling a ton of milk. Scorpion has a long history of working out until just recently (couple month hiatus before starting the regimen) and came close to puking during a few of those "short" 30 minute workouts. The method seems to be pretty effective so far - again as with Noob the 30 day photos should demonstrate the effectiveness.

I myself, am also putting specific techniques to the test. The "4-Hour Body" has a chapter on using temperature manipulation to lose fat. In this case I use cold showers to activate specific responses in the body to actually burn fat. That's right, cold showers to lose fat! I have to say it is working pretty well. I don't feel like I have much fat to begin with but I am definitely getting more and more defined. I would like to attribute the gains to this crazy cold shower technique.

Hopefully when everyone gets their desired results they will be brave enough to "unmask"! We'll see in 2 weeks...hopefully we'll have more folks joining us in body experiments!